When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
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Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
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I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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