ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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