just survived the first fart of the relationship.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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