idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
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I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
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That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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