What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
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He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
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He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
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