i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
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