I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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