Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
He felt like a one man threesome
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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