Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize