ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
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His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
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True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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