It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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