Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
the gays at disneyland are vicious
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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