So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
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he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
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Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Randomize