Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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