Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
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she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
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Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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