is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
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I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
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So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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