The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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