:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
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I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
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She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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