I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I'm too high and old for this...
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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