i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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