What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
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This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
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We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
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being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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