Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
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Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
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I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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