People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
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I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
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Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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