Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
no you cant smoke seaweed
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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