Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
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Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
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So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
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