I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Randomize
