Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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