i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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