your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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