I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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