Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(813): View more from Florida

dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.

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(503): View more from Oregon

All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night

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(757): View more from Virginia

He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.

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(503): View more from Oregon

He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..

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(317): View more from Indiana

This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.

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(954): View more from Florida

I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.

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(817): View more from Texas

He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.

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(419): View more from Ohio

half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...

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