Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
