At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
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the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
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so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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