why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
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I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
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We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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