On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
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IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
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hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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