if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...