his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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