She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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