i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
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Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
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We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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