thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
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I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
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Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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