you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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