erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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