I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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