Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
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We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
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So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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