After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
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So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
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I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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