We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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