He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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