The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
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Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
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I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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