i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
How external is "for external use only"?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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