Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
