so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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