sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
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Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
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I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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